Sometimes I think game companies would be better off if they just dispensed with the marketing, and just mailed the game directly to my house and deducted the cost directly from my checking account.

I mean, there’s really no point in even pretending like I’m going to avoid buying Patapon the second it’s released in the US. A Japanese drum-based rhythm game where you use little armies of guys to attack monsters? I’m feeling violated.

It’s a shame it’s on the PSP, though.