A somewhat gruesome story about a pair of Long Islanders keeping two women as “slaves” still managed to yield this totally awesome quote:
Authorities uncovered the alleged abuse after one of the women was found by police wandering outside a doughnut shop Sunday morning wearing only pants and a towel.
It’s awesome on two levels: a) police at a doughnut shop, obviously; and 2) the image of police wandering outside a doughnut shop wearing only pants and a towel.
Other police may say they love doughnuts, but the Long Island cops are hard-core.