By the Power of Grayskull!

I HAVE THE POWER!From the Something Awful forums, here’s a link to a clip of a public access show broadcast in Atlanta, hosted by Alexyss Taylor and her mother.

Notice a couple of things: it’s from the Something Awful forums, I haven’t mentioned the title of the show, and I’m not embedding it directly here. You know what that means: it’s not safe for work! And no kids allowed!

It’s kind of like if Jesse Jackson did a performance of The Vagina Monologues. “She’s got a man beside her and he’s a good provider, but he’s not hittin’ the walls or workin’ the middle.” And it’s awesome.

Much like the elder Ms. Taylor, I learned a lot I didn’t know. I still haven’t figured out exactly what a jackrabbit is.

Update: Apparently, the video’s already been removed. It was probably one of those things that seemed a lot funnier at 2 AM anyway. To make up for it, here’s a Japanese animated film about toilet training a tiger cub: