Comments on: Virtual Orgasmic Grilling

By: Chuck

Chuck — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:54:22 +0000

Aw man, it sounds like everybody had one of those records growing up. And I’m not the special snowflake my mom always assured me I was. The internet is ruining my childhood.

Next you’re going to tell me that my mom’s special “Oreo” cookies weren’t freshly-baked.

By: Cory

Cory — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:16:34 +0000

My mom still calls me every year on my birthday at like 5:30 in the morning playing that goddamn Zoom record. Man I hated that song. Duh dunuh duh duh, dunuh danuh dah duh…

By: Chuck

Chuck — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:17:33 +0000

Holy cow, Hanford, that’s exactly the one. And I guess that’s the one Jake was talking about, too. I didn’t remember it because after he stopped talking about me, I quickly lost interest.

Looking at that makes me realize:

1. I must’ve been younger than eight.
2. According to that site, he mentions the victim’s name eight times, and not just once like I said. Still, as much as Captain Zoom claimed that I was the big star, he didn’t waste anytime turning all the focus back on him, and how cool he was for coming in from outer space.
3. Captain Zoom didn’t know my world. All he knew was that my name was Charlie and I was a little kid in the late 70s who was really into space stuff. That describes millions of kids.
4. From now on, anyone I know who gets married or has an anniversary is getting one of those personalized anniversary songs. I can’t think of a better, more thoughtful gift.
5. I wonder if he does condolence songs.

By: Hanford

Hanford — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:35:32 +0000

http://www.captainzoom.com/

By: Joe of Georgia

Joe of Georgia — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 19:29:48 +0000

” A less-imaginative writer, by which I mean a sane person, would have simply said “realistic sex acts” and be done with it, but this guy feels that Mass Effect has blazed a trail into undiscovered territory. ”

If this was a lyric, I would rock to it. Awesome.

By: Cory

Cory — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:10:50 +0000

I made a female character, and it took me about 45 minutes just to get her NOT to look like Jeri Blank from Strangers With Candy.

Great game though. Aside from the elevators. And the driving. And the inventory management. Seriously its great though.

By: steve

steve — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:05:32 +0000

I was able to successfully create a character who kind of looked like the main star from lost, and was then able to give him a scar. Other than that i don’t think you have that many options.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:16:56 +0000

I shouldn’t need to read WIKIPEDIA to understand your references, Jake, therefore you suck.

By: Jake

Jake — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:13:07 +0000

Any chance that 45 was a story about a guy who lived on the moon?