Sometimes I think game companies would be better off if they just dispensed with the marketing, and just mailed the game directly to my house and deducted the cost directly from my checking account.
I mean, there’s really no point in even pretending like I’m going to avoid buying Patapon the second it’s released in the US. A Japanese drum-based rhythm game where you use little armies of guys to attack monsters? I’m feeling violated.
It’s a shame it’s on the PSP, though.

You’d rather be reminded of the money you spent on the PSP every time you see it sitting at the bottom of a drawer?
Well no, I’d rather it come out on something I like playing with.
I’m not sure what Sony can do about that, though, since the PSP now has an enhanced version of the best videogame ever made, and I still can’t be bothered to keep the thing charged up.