Best News Headline of the Week

From the My Yahoo! page:

“Uh hello I am not an amputee I prefer to be called a Stump American thank you very much. And I don’t see why you gotta be making fun of my cancer and shit. Bad enough I gotta be drinking all this water without you talkin’ shit about my stump.”

4 Comments

  1. seppo

    “Cancer Causes Stump Americans”

    So? So what? Most things stump most people. I don’t understand string theory. I’d guess most people don’t. Should they write an article “Most Shit Stumps Most People”?

    But yeah, back on point, that is a great picture for that particular title.

  2. it’s funny because both “stump” and “cause” can be a noun or a verb lol!!!

  3. Samantha

    ha ha haaa ha haaa!! oh my gosh, that’s funny.

  4. This reminds me of “People who eat cereal like Special K way less.”:

    http://blog.hanfordlemoore.com/2006/11/02/unfortunate-grammar-special-k-cereal

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