To me it seemed like a 2 hour love letter to stubbornness.

Also it was the Spartans that were into ritualistic man-on-boy love not the Athenians, but that would have watered down there ability get dudes in the audience to yell ‘Fuck Yeah’. I’d give it a C as well, but I have to say, it gave us a great catch phrase: “MAKE YOUR BREAKFASTS HEARTY!”

I read the book two years ago. It only took 15 to 20 minutes to read. That experience felt about right. Over the last few months, I was wondering how they were going to get a full length feature out of a book that short. It appears that the answer is lots of slow motion.

Some of the parts are beautiful, but it’s not sticking in my mind at all.

Also, I think it has a few too many teeth on display.