From Entertainment Weekly’s blog, here’s more proof that the Japanese culture is infinitely superior to our own.
Pan the Chimpanzee can do twice as many sit-ups as I can.
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3:31 pm
[...] Chimps make crappy exercise buddies. Or perhaps, if Tiki-Kate is right, they make evil exercise buddies. Or maybe the dog’s just lazy. [via Spectre Collie] [...]
7:08 pm
And that dog has my record beat as well.
9:03 pm
Pan would need a million partners to quote as much Shakespeare as you could. Maybe a million dogs, too. Actually, I don’t know if that would help.
11:15 pm
Actually, you raise an interesting philosophical question: if you had a million monkeys do a million sit-ups, and then gave them a million typewriters, would they eventually type out the script of Perfect, starring John Travolta and Jamie Lee Curtis?