Comments on: What Would David Caruso Do? http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/12/what-would-david-caruso-do/ Chuck Jordan's Personal Weblog Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:40:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Chuck http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/12/what-would-david-caruso-do/#comment-2532 Chuck Mon, 11 Dec 2006 21:01:29 +0000 http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/12/what-would-david-caruso-do/#comment-2532 That's an interesting theory, Larry. Like "voodoo economics," but translated to HR. That’s an interesting theory, Larry. Like “voodoo economics,” but translated to HR.

]]> By: DRP http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/12/what-would-david-caruso-do/#comment-2457 DRP Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:26:35 +0000 http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/12/what-would-david-caruso-do/#comment-2457 That Caruso stuff had me howling. As funny as it was, I didn't take it seriously, until this past week. While in my SF hotel, I flipped to the show, and discovered a horrifying fact. Having never really seen any Caruso show, I thought it was just those one liners that he intentionally hammed up. For that is not true. His *entire* fucking performance is like that throughout the show! Gad-zooks. That Caruso stuff had me howling. As funny as it was, I didn’t take it seriously, until this past week. While in my SF hotel, I flipped to the show, and discovered a horrifying fact. Having never really seen any Caruso show, I thought it was just those one liners that he intentionally hammed up. For that is not true. His *entire* fucking performance is like that throughout the show! Gad-zooks.

]]> By: Larry Hosken http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/12/what-would-david-caruso-do/#comment-2449 Larry Hosken Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:09:07 +0000 http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/12/what-would-david-caruso-do/#comment-2449 "I don’t really know why I’m a good candidate, people just keep offering me really cool jobs." It is because you have brains. Any well-run corporate recruiting department keeps a secret zombie army down in the basement, near the ventilation ducts. If a smart candidate appears, the zombies smell brains and become hungry and excited. By measuring ambient agitation levels in the zombie chamber, we can make a scientifically calibrated hiring choice. “I don’t really know why I’m a good candidate, people just keep offering me really cool jobs.”

It is because you have brains. Any well-run corporate recruiting department keeps a secret zombie army down in the basement, near the ventilation ducts. If a smart candidate appears, the zombies smell brains and become hungry and excited. By measuring ambient agitation levels in the zombie chamber, we can make a scientifically calibrated hiring choice.

]]> By: JIm http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/12/what-would-david-caruso-do/#comment-2418 JIm Fri, 08 Dec 2006 22:07:39 +0000 http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/12/what-would-david-caruso-do/#comment-2418 Come on. You wouldn't give up the good life in CA for coming back for a thrilling career in corporate cash management. Come on. You wouldn’t give up the good life in CA for coming back for a thrilling career in corporate cash management.

]]> By: Chuck http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/12/what-would-david-caruso-do/#comment-2397 Chuck Thu, 07 Dec 2006 19:36:33 +0000 http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/12/what-would-david-caruso-do/#comment-2397 Thanks for the reminder, Cory. His career has turned out real well. I wonder if "CSI: Miami" or <i>Snakes on 2 Planes: The Sequel</i> needs game designers or programmers. And Jim, my life undo only goes back 6 years max. Thanks for the reminder, Cory. His career has turned out real well. I wonder if “CSI: Miami” or Snakes on 2 Planes: The Sequel needs game designers or programmers.

And Jim, my life undo only goes back 6 years max.

]]> By: Emily http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/12/what-would-david-caruso-do/#comment-2396 Emily Thu, 07 Dec 2006 19:31:37 +0000 http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/12/what-would-david-caruso-do/#comment-2396 Chuck - Totally OT, but I've lost your email address and I need your physical address because I've gotten off my sorry ass and gotten holiday cards done. Please, send me both so I can delight you with my holiday Mad Lib 2006!! Thanks, Emily Chuck - Totally OT, but I’ve lost your email address and I need your physical address because I’ve gotten off my sorry ass and gotten holiday cards done. Please, send me both so I can delight you with my holiday Mad Lib 2006!! Thanks, Emily

]]> By: Cory http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/12/what-would-david-caruso-do/#comment-2395 Cory Thu, 07 Dec 2006 18:52:25 +0000 http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/12/what-would-david-caruso-do/#comment-2395 Speaking of David Caruso http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948 Speaking of David Caruso
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

]]> By: Jim http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/12/what-would-david-caruso-do/#comment-2394 Jim Thu, 07 Dec 2006 18:10:34 +0000 http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/12/what-would-david-caruso-do/#comment-2394 Just like the James Bond series, you could get a reboot. :-) I know of a place that would talke you. But, are you ready to go 13 years into the past? That would be kinda spooky. Just like the James Bond series, you could get a reboot. :-) I know of a place that would talke you. But, are you ready to go 13 years into the past? That would be kinda spooky.

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