http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/02/bastards%e2%84%a2/ Chuck Jordan's Personal Weblog Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:10:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/02/bastards%e2%84%a2/#comment-410 Chuck Wed, 08 Feb 2006 00:31:42 +0000 http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/personal/2006/02/228#comment-410 Manfred Mann, that was a pained reference. Manfred Mann, that was a pained reference.

]]> http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/02/bastards%e2%84%a2/#comment-407 John L. Tue, 07 Feb 2006 13:53:07 +0000 http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/personal/2006/02/228#comment-407 I've heard that for an even cheaper fee, you can now get your FasTrak™ bar code tatooed onto your forehead. The advertising hook is that you'll be able to blow through the gates (with the same confidence that you are still tithing to the system) no matter which vehicle you may be using. If you submit to this Marking, you may wish to invest in a great pair of sunglasses. Those scanning lasers play hell with your retina. Of course, being thus blinded by the light may become the stigmata of the new millenium. Racked up like a douche by Motorola lane to the right. ***Geek disclaimer*** Yes, yes, I know. It's not a scanned UPC code, but a transponder. A Passive Integrated Transponder to be "technically correct", bleah. Gimme some artistic license here! Besides, I couldn't think of a way to segue from transponder to some cornball misinterpreted lyrics. You try. I’ve heard that for an even cheaper fee, you can now get your FasTrak™ bar code tatooed onto your forehead. The advertising hook is that you’ll be able to blow through the gates (with the same confidence that you are still tithing to the system) no matter which vehicle you may be using. If you submit to this Marking, you may wish to invest in a great pair of sunglasses. Those scanning lasers play hell with your retina. Of course, being thus blinded by the light may become the stigmata of the new millenium. Racked up like a douche by Motorola lane to the right. ***Geek disclaimer*** Yes, yes, I know. It’s not a scanned UPC code, but a transponder. A Passive Integrated Transponder to be “technically correct”, bleah. Gimme some artistic license here! Besides, I couldn’t think of a way to segue from transponder to some cornball misinterpreted lyrics. You try.

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