Comments on: Eat Well http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/02/236/ Chuck Jordan's Personal Weblog Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:16:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: J00 Maerizt http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/02/236/#comment-452 J00 Maerizt Fri, 17 Feb 2006 07:14:15 +0000 http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/personal/2006/02/236#comment-452 You forgot to mention the beatings. You forgot to mention the beatings.

]]> By: Chuck http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/02/236/#comment-449 Chuck Fri, 17 Feb 2006 00:56:10 +0000 http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/personal/2006/02/236#comment-449 I think "Homestyle" is just Kellogg MindSpeak for "Original." To differentiate these from "Buttermilk" or "Chocolate Chip" or "Blueberry" while evoking nostalgia for when you were back home and your mom whipped up a fresh batch of waffles formed into vaguely Lego-like shapes and then froze them before serving them to you. I think “Homestyle” is just Kellogg MindSpeak for “Original.” To differentiate these from “Buttermilk” or “Chocolate Chip” or “Blueberry” while evoking nostalgia for when you were back home and your mom whipped up a fresh batch of waffles formed into vaguely Lego-like shapes and then froze them before serving them to you.

]]> By: J00 Maerizt http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/2006/02/236/#comment-447 J00 Maerizt Thu, 16 Feb 2006 07:36:24 +0000 http://www.spectrecollie.com/archives/personal/2006/02/236#comment-447 I see that this brand of waffle is "home style". What is a "home style" waffle? I know what "home style" potatoes are. They are those disgusting little piles of oily potatoes that masquerade as food on my breakfast plate. Me: Wait, I ordered hash browns. This looks like a potato someone stepped on. Waiter: Oh no, sir. This is our home style potatoes. Very good. Me: Jesus. Are "home style" waffles similar? I see that this brand of waffle is “home style”.

What is a “home style” waffle?

I know what “home style” potatoes are. They are those disgusting little piles of oily potatoes that masquerade as food on my breakfast plate.

Me: Wait, I ordered hash browns. This looks like a potato someone stepped on.
Waiter: Oh no, sir. This is our home style potatoes. Very good.
Me: Jesus.

Are “home style” waffles similar?

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