An idea stolen from Rain, here are some of the recent search phrases that have shown up on my stats page:

• creepy looking guys
• creepy guys
• hairy guys
• a doctor and a working plasma lightsaber picture
• brian posehn
• collie homegrown
• covenant spectre [I actually know what this one means, which is scary]
• most photogenic [keep searching, buddy]
• Lisa. Carol. Fremont. venture
• creepy guys [soon I will be the #1 search result on Google!]
• big ass banging [ditto!]
• cigarette ashing ticket car
• gall bladder infection antibiotic
• real zombie sightings
• fuck you ea
• half-life 2 sucks ass
• sarah michelle gellar grouchy side
• real sightings of angels [they're hiding behind the zombies]
• ass parade
• industrial accidents-severed hands
• real christian chicks naked/ sightings of
• walnut creek sucks

I love the internet.