Best news quote of the day

A somewhat gruesome story about a pair of Long Islanders keeping two women as “slaves” still managed to yield this totally awesome quote:

Authorities uncovered the alleged abuse after one of the women was found by police wandering outside a doughnut shop Sunday morning wearing only pants and a towel.

It’s awesome on two levels: a) police at a doughnut shop, obviously; and 2) the image of police wandering outside a doughnut shop wearing only pants and a towel.

Other police may say they love doughnuts, but the Long Island cops are hard-core.

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