Eat Well

Toast, Break, and EatI was all excited at the prospect of Lego Eggo Waffles — how could any sane person not be — but in reality, they’re kind of disappointing. It’s as if they were so proud of coming up with the idea (even though pretty much every kid in America came up with the idea years ago) that they didn’t follow through on the execution.

They’re not very construction-worthy. In fact, I’ll go so far as to say they’re not any more suitable for building things than traditional waffles.

I’ll admit that I was hungry, and therefore didn’t really attempt any project more sophisticated than stacking two of them on top of each other and then eating them. So it’s possible that my hunger was distracting me from the educational fun potential of these things. But for now I’ll just voice my disappointment that these are nothing more than waffles with bumps on the top. It’s almost as if it’s nothing more than some cheap marketing gimmick.

I still want to try combining them with my Lego Mindstorms kit to make a Wafflebot, but only after I’ve figured out how to hook up a voice box to it. You can’t have a Wafflebot without its shambling up to people and pleading “Kill… me…”

Speaking of wrath-filled mechanical hybrid monsters, I wrote a review of Yokai Daisenso for SFist yesterday. Short version: it was pretty cool, but not mind-blowing. More of a lightweight comedy than anything else. And just in time, the Obakemono project added an entry for the Azukiarai that featured prominently in the movie.

3 thoughts on “Eat Well”

  1. I see that this brand of waffle is “home style”.

    What is a “home style” waffle?

    I know what “home style” potatoes are. They are those disgusting little piles of oily potatoes that masquerade as food on my breakfast plate.

    Me: Wait, I ordered hash browns. This looks like a potato someone stepped on.
    Waiter: Oh no, sir. This is our home style potatoes. Very good.
    Me: Jesus.

    Are “home style” waffles similar?

  2. I think “Homestyle” is just Kellogg MindSpeak for “Original.” To differentiate these from “Buttermilk” or “Chocolate Chip” or “Blueberry” while evoking nostalgia for when you were back home and your mom whipped up a fresh batch of waffles formed into vaguely Lego-like shapes and then froze them before serving them to you.

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